The Night I Spent 90 Minutes Sleeping in a Castle

“Do you think they saw me?” Mom asked as she returned to the car.

Laughing too much to respond, I nodded my head adamantly, then managed to choke out a response. 

“The tree!” I managed. “That tree is so small!” I shrieked as I gasped for air. “And your hoodie! It’s like a freakin’ neon sign: ‘I’m peeing on the side of the road!’” I continued to double up with laughter as tears squeezed out of my eyes, and my mom gaped at me, horrified.